Quilted Memories
TURN YOUR T-SHIRTS INTO A TREASURE | If you’re like me, you have more t-shirts than you even know what to do with. I get t-shirts commemorating nearly everything I have done, and basically anything in need of cheap recognition.
Why I Don’t Like Clothing Stores
Every time I go shopping, I become absolutely exhausted. It could be that my shopping stamina is inadequate, seeing that I don’t shop very often. However, I always end up wanting to dramatically sprawl myself out on the floor of the store and let the soft department store music lull me to sleep. So, after...
The Best and Worst Things About Water
This past weekend, one of my roommates accidentally spilled water on her laptop. In no more than two seconds, we became darting ninjas in the moment when everything seemed to be moving in slow motion: the water splashing against the keyboard, our mouths gaping in shock, and us running to the bathroom for paper towels,...
Easy as XYZ
AWKWARD SITUATIONS AND MALFUNCTIONS | I’m walking to the bathroom for a much needed shower after a long day. As I get to the bathroom and begin to undress, I realize that my jeans zipper is down, exposing the inner fabric of my Target brand pants. Did I just do that, or has...
I Can Read You Like a Facebook
DON'T LET YOUR CREEPING INTERFERE WITH GENUINE FRIENDSHIP | From the day we were born, we’ve learned a number of important courtesies that, by now, should come as second nature. Please, thank you, excuse me—but there are also those courtesies that often go unmentioned, such as using Facebook as a socializing website and...
