WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE LABEL ENTAIL? | I feel like a person tip-toeing into a freezing cold pool, and then proceeding to awkwardly stand there while people yell at me to just jump in. “But I’m not used to it, yet!” I yell back.

CELEBRITY CRUSHES: WE ALL HAVE THEM, AND ALWAYS WILL. WHO'S YOURS? | First of all, damn them. Damn their irresistible nature. They’re wealthy, known, and good-looking. And, if they’re not good-looking, we usually find some way to make them seem attractive, such as the awkward lovables like Michael Cera.

WORKING OUT & EATING AREN'T AS EASY AND INDULGENT AS THEY USED TO BE | Coming into college I had the unrealistic expectation that I’d have no trouble maintaining my slim figure. After all, I feel lost without working out. Naturally, after about the first month, I was rudely slapped in the face...

AN ISSUE OF PRIVACY | Equality is always on the minds of college administrators. Universities and colleges nationwide have been joining the “gender neutral train,” and incorporating gender-neutral bathrooms onto their campuses. I’ve heard through the grapevine that Drake may become the newest addition to this train. The bathrooms would accommodate the needs...

THE DISCONNECT AT COLLEGE | After being in college for almost three months, I’ve realized that I rarely watch TV anymore. I’ve become thoroughly unentertained by toddlers strutting across a stage in fake teeth and spray tans. It’s not just because TV has become exhaustingly boring and utterly terrorizing for me, it’s because...

COMMEMORATING MY GRANDMA | Death has such a negative connotation. It’s not anything we would want to have happen to those we care about. But in dealing with such a serious and sad situation we must remember to celebrate rather than dwell on feelings of frustration, anger, and sadness. Although, such feelings are...