I would have written this last week, however I was too busying YOLO-ing.

People who say they don’t take naps genuinely confuse me. Who are you? Naps are an essential part of a college student’s life.

fondly remember running around like a crazy person while hurling paint at people I had never met before, and then getting desperately lost on that one block of sidewalk because, after about 10 minutes, you can’t tell who anyone is.

For every single event, girls make mental lists of acceptable date options. Things such as height, the “fun factor,” and previous party successes are all taken into consideration before choosing. He got kicked out of the last date party? I don’t need any extra points on my tab: cross him off the list. His last...

Dressing on this campus can range from expensive, put-together outfits to sweatpants and your hair tossed up on your head. I applaud the girls that want to take that extra hour-and-a-half in the morning to look good. However, I will gladly take the extra 45 minutes of sleep to look average on a daily basis....

As a freshman, the bars seemed so exciting. Four different options? How will I ever choose? But now, as an aged and knowledgeable student, I realize how sadly naïve I really was.