Nonetheless, she kindly gave us directions through rural Iowa, I couldn’t help think, “Isn’t this how scary movies start?” I waited for our car to die and some redneck to pick us up in faded overalls.
I once paid for a two-dollar movie in dimes and nickels. I buy generic brands because they are less expensive– who cares about quality? I can’t even think about breaking a twenty. To put it light lightly I am a cheap SOB. So, it really shouldn’t surprise you that I bought denture gum by accident this weekend.
I love crafts as much as the next person, but are you really going to build a miniature ecosystem inside a light blub? I don’t even know where I would find the supplies for that. The science store? Does that even exist? What about things made entirely out of buttons? I think I need to rename some of my boards to “cool crafts I will never do.”
After finishing the first book, I was itching for the movie to come out. Like a weirdo addict, buying some Hunger Games nail polish, and having in-depth conversations about fictional characters. Listening to the soundtrack, I actually said the phrase, “This Taylor Swift song is really good.” I even randomly would catch myself smiling when I thought of certain characters lines of dialogue. “Oh, Peeta. Such a goof ball.” Wait, what? Who am I talking to?!
Everyone. It’s the middle of March, and you’re wearing flip-flops. Yes, it’s been nice out lately, but that doesn’t mean we’ve skipped ahead to the hottest days of summer. Do people not look at the forecasts in the morning? Is that just an old person thing to do? Am I really a crotchety 84-year-old woman? Very possible.
FOUND GREY KITTEN. Kitten found in the Drake Area. Female. About 2-9 months old. She meows a lot and is a lover.