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Repressed Elementary: Revisited

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LIVE FROM HOPKINS, IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT! | Even to this day, more than 10 years later; Friday Night Live is synonymous with that girl stripping. When she walked across the stage at graduation, the person next to me leaned over and said, “That’s who stripped in fifth grade, right?”

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Procrast – and Do it Later.

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It seems like I will do anything to avoid doing homework. I will do push-ups, I will clean my room, and I’ll even Facebook creep people I went to junior high with.. Sometimes, I even find myself doing nothing – Literally, nothing.

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Pass the Earplugs

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TOP 5 WORST NOISES | It’s hard to control, but I can’t stand squeaking shoes from rain. Every step translates into a cringe for me. I wish it was socially acceptable for a person to tap the squeaker on the shoulder and say, “You really should dry those shoes off. It’s a safety concern—but more so, it’s horribly distracting and I can’t hear myself think.”

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She’s a super freak

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SOME ODDITIES FROM AN ODD GIRL | People have certain ticks to them. You think people are fairly normal, when suddenly their unusual habbits start to come out. You scratch your head and realize that this so-called buddy of yours has some bizarre quirks to them. And in full disclosure, here are three of mine off the top of my head.

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Freshmeat

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READ THIS, AND EXTEND FRESHMAN YEAR | How many conversations do you overhear with the phrase, “Ohhh, freshman year.” Or, “I did that all the time as a freshman.” Well, cheer up, because I have a series of tips on how to relive your freshman year.

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Don’t Text Me That

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NO, I AM NOT “LAUGHING OUT LOUD.” | LOL: People, listen up. With all the texts I have been getting lately, it seems like you haven’t been listening. For some reason—and I can’t help it—whenever I get a text that has “LOL” in it, I immediately feel irritated. Are you really laughing at what I said? Are you laughing at yourself? Are you filling space in this text because you feel uncomfortable? Urgh.

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Shopping Hazard

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SHOPPING COULD BE A DANGER TO YOUR HEALTH | My mom was bound to release the girly girl that was trapped inside of her daughter someday. In high school, there are certain rites of passage that you have to do, even if that means taking one for the team. Prom is one of them.

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Here We Go

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People think today that the ’90s were rad. And to be honest, they had some good things going for them, but here are two of my gripes about the 1990s.

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